Six months since buying these boots and I have still not worn them. I need to grow some balls.


Why, yes…yes we did get into character for the Renaissance Festival.


Not even kidding. Jam session is always after the gym.


After I go to the gym, I like to pretend I’m a famous rapper doing a show in front of thousands of people. Then I get dick slapped with reality and realize I’m a girl who can’t sing for shit and my only audience is my friend who is laughing hysterically at how bad I am the whole time.

HAHAHA oh god, merry christmas to me from Melanie.

Victory hug!


The before and after :)


How I spent my Halloween….Got a hat for the first time and ate all the lollipops I bought for the “trick-or-treaters” hehehe.

I look like I just gave Dr. Manhattan a blow job.


Okay, I need to stop.


I have discovered that my laptop has….dun dun dun…

FILTERS.


New haircut! I dig it.

Loooook at this fucking churro. Kaitlen (on the left) and I :)

My mom wanted me to dress up so I did :D